President for Life
When you're President,
You're President for life,
and life begins at conception
immune from any exceptions.
When you're President,
They'll let you do anything, grab anyone,
Send them anywhere,
Make perfect calls, Ask for 11,000 votes,
Hang Mike Pence, Shoot a person on Fifth Avenue,
Make the Constitution a coaster
for the Diet Coke by your bed.
When you're President,
You're President for life.
The Truth is your Apprentice,
Fired, re-hired, to be fired,
Are you tired of winning yet?
When you're President,
You're the Chosen One,
Flushing subpoenas down the drain,
into confetti, A pardon, VIP service at Mar-a-Lago.
When you're President,
Justice sleeps soundly,
Drugged, profoundly, by
the musk of swamp creatures,
whether she wants it or not.
When you're President for life,
You're President for peace.
They'll let you bomb Iran,
Invade Venezuela,
Give Ukraine away mid-sentence,
before the teleprompter loads,
they'll let you take your piece.
When you're President,
You're President for life.
It's not just a term.
It's a sentence.